HPG Club Soma

Know Your Body. Optimize Everything.

160+ lab tests analyzed by top doctors. The most comprehensive health snapshot available, so you can perform at your peak for decades.

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What You Get

160+

Lab Tests

100%

Clinician Reviewed

Per Year Testing

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Complete Bloodwork

Full metabolic panel, lipids, hormones, inflammation markers, vitamins, minerals, and more.

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Heart Health Deep Dive

Advanced lipid markers, Lp(a), ApoB, inflammation scores, and genetic risk factors.

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Cognitive Markers

Homocysteine, B vitamins, omega-3 index, and neuroinflammation markers.

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Metabolic Health

Fasting glucose, HbA1c, insulin, adiponectin: the full metabolic picture.

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Hormone Panel

Testosterone, estrogen, thyroid, cortisol, DHEA: optimize your endocrine system.

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Actionable Insights

Not just numbers. Get clinician analysis of what to do with your results.

"Function Health gave me insights I never got from my doctor in 20 years. I discovered genetic risk factors and addressed them before they became problems. This is how healthcare should work."

Marc Theiler, HPG Club Founder

❌ Traditional Healthcare

Wait until you're sick to act
Basic bloodwork (10-15 markers)
5-minute doctor visits
Generic "you're fine" feedback
Miss early warning signs
Reactive, not proactive

✓ Function Health

Optimize before problems arise
160+ comprehensive biomarkers
Deep clinician analysis
Specific, actionable recommendations
Catch issues years early
Proactive health optimization